yep, this is me!

Posted on 5 May 2009. Filed under: Uncategorized |

If “vacation” to you means going shopping for the weekend in Great Falls , Billings or Bozeman (while the kids swim at the Comfort Inn),

You might live in Montana .

If parking your car for the night involves an extension cord,

You might live in Montana .

If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 8 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by,

You might live in Montana .

If you’re proud that your state makes the national news primarily because it houses the coldest spot in the nation,

You might live in Montana .

If you have ever refused to buy something because it’s “too spendy”,

You might live in Montana .

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March,

You might live in Montana .

If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don’t work there,

You might live in Montana .

If your dad’s suntan stops at a line curving around the

Middle of his forehead, You might live in Montana

If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time,

You might live in Montana .

If your town has an equal number of bars and churches,

You might live in Montana .

If you know how to correctly pronounce Butte , You might live

In Montana

If you measure distance in hours,

You might live in Montana

If your family vehicle is a crew cab pickup,

You might live in Montana .

If you know several people who have hit deer more than once,

You might live in Montana .

If you often switch from “heat” to “A/C”in the same day and back again,

You might live in Montana .

If you can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching,

You might live in Montana .

If you see people wearing hunting clothes at social events,

You might live in Montana .

If you’ve installed security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked,

You might live in Montana .

If the largest traffic jam in your town centers around a high school basketball game,

You might live in Montana

If you carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them,

You might live in Montana .

If there are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at Wal-Mart at any given time,

You might live in Montana .

If there are more people at work on Christmas Eve Day than on opening day for deer rifle season,

You might live in Montana .

If you design your kid’s Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit,

You might live in Montana .

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow,

You might live in Montana .

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction,

You might live in Montana

If you can identify a southern or eastern accent,

You might live in Montana .

If you consider Red Lodge exotic,

You might live in Montana

If your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next to your cottonwood,

You might live in Montana .

If the sunbelt to you means Miles City ,

You might live in Montana .

If a brat is something you eat,

You might live in Montana

If finding your misplaced car keys involves looking in the ignition,

You might live in Montana .

If you find 0 degrees a little chilly,

You might live in Montana .

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I’ve heard similar lists for Minnesota & Wisconsin, so it looks like we’re in similar spots. 🙂


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